Fredagstrams: Murphys lag för lärare

Efter min dragning för en vecka sedan för utbildningsministern Jan Björklund och då vi drabbades av ett ofrivilligt dataavbrott så fick jag ett tips om en sida där Murphys lag för lärare listas, man kan inte mer än att känna igen sig i somliga av lagarna jag klipper in nedan:

• The clock in the instructor's room will be wrong.
• Disaster will occur when visitors are in the room.
• A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.
• The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
• A meeting's length will be directly proportional to the boredom the speaker produces.
• Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
• The problem child will be a school board member's son.
• When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
• If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
• New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
• Good students move away.
• When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: "weirdo" rather than "emotionally disturbed".

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